2016年2月20日 星期六

The Acronym List for all you newbies


That’s it… I’ve finally broken down and compiled a comprehensive list of netspeak. Keep in mind, this may be comprehensive but it’s not necessarily complete. Just a product of moderating on a singles’ website for some time now

The first letter is for the one seeking and the last letter is the one being searched for.

m4w = man for woman

w4m = woman for man

Some variations: if there’s a “t” there it’s either transsexual, transgender or transvestite.

m4t = man 4 transsexual

If there’s a plural form (mm4ww, mw4w, w4ww etc.), “m” will always be man, “w” will still be woman. And “t”… well you get the point.


The first letter signifies marital status or sexual orientation, the second letter is race and the third is gender.

SAF = Single Asian Female

BiWM = Bisexual White Male

MBM = Married Black Male

GHM = Gay Hispanic Male

DWF = Divorced White Female

Some variations: if a “p” appears somewhere in the middle, it means “professional.”

SWPM = Single White Professional Male

If there’s a “j” in the middle, it stands for “Jewish.”

SJPM = Single Jewish Professional Male


10big

If they post only two letters, they don’t want to reveal either their marital status or race but they always say what their gender is.

WM = White Male

SF = Single Female
A1

Assorted acronyms/terms you’ll probably encounter.

CL = Craigslist

SP = Strictly Platonic

CE = Casual Encounters

RL = Real Life

hwp = height weight proportionate

iso = in search of/is seeking only

IIRC = if I recall correctly

btw = by the way

LOL = laugh out loud

LMAO = laughing my ass off

ROTFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

a/s/l = age/sex/location

SO = Significant Other

NSA = No Strings Attached

IM = Instant Messenger

Cam = webcam

LTR = Long Term Relationship

bareback = sex without condoms

BBW = Big Beautiful Women

FB = Fuck Buddy

FWB = Friends With Benefits

d/df = drug/disease free

fugly = fucking ugly (as in, extremely)

sugar daddy/mommy = someone financially supporting another’s lifestyle

top/bottom = position for gay sex

Sub = Submissive

Dom = Dominant

BDSM = Bondage Discipline/Domination Sadism Masochism

strap-on = fake dicks

fisting = putting the whole fist into someone’s vagina or anal orifice as part of sex

ABR/ANR = Adult Breastfeeding Relationship/Adult Nursing Relationship

420 = pot

golden shower = taking a leak on someone

bukkake = guys take turns ejaculating on a kneeling woman

CD = Cross Dresser

FOB = Fresh Off the Boat

yellow fever = likes Asians

brotha = black male

sista = black female


crossdressing3

Read between the lines.

BBW is also known as thick, curvy or overweight or a combination thereof.

FB or FWB is just sex on a regular basis without having any other type of relationship with the other person.


Being on cam can mean anything from “just verifying you are what you said you were” to “I want to see your boobs/jack off with you.”


Submissives can mean masochists. Dominants can mean sadists.


ABR/ANR is when someone wants to drink milk straight from the lactating female source because it turns them on.


Golden showers are watersports, involves someone pissing on someone.



Any reference to 420 means pot/mary jane. Most (not all) references to skiing/snow… think of a drug that resembles snow, hmm?

“Fun times” means sex. In the end, anyway.


If there are dollar signs anywhere in the post title, someone’s willing to pay or wants to be paid for sex.


Tall can mean anything from 5’7 and up. Men always lie about their height.


Average can mean overweight. The average person in the US is obese. Women always lie about their weight.


For transsexual/transgender, think “The Crying Game.” Also tranny for short. May have undergone a sex change or just wants to be considered by society as a member of the opposite sex.


April_Frontpage_Glasses

What’s with those requests from gay guys for “straight dudes” to have sex with them (yes, Mr. Clinton, that’s still sex)? Doesn’t anyone realize that if a straight guy had sex with a gay guy, he’d either be bi or gay? And did I just say that out loud?


Cross dressers aren’t necessarily gay.


Those guys who want strap-ons used on them aren’t necessarily gay either.

Metrosexuals are definitely not gay. They’re just guys who like to take care of their appearance.


There are still losers who post in or answer ads from Strictly Platonic even when they’re trolling for sex.


Dick pics… why they never work on me, I don’t know. Except I do know I run away screaming from men who’d probably do it in person by way of introducing themselves to me. It’s nothing like a chocolate shop, boys.


Face pics. If there’s a pic symbol beside the title of a post, we expect to see a real face pic, not the picture of a sunset, a deranged cat or some other bs scenery. Truth in advertising. Otherwise, your post just gets passed over with an eye roll. If you don’t want the whole world to know you’re posting on a website (or don’t want pic collectors using your pic to whack off), I have one word for you: Paint. See example below (yes, that’s me — no, don’t scroll down yet, finish reading, dammit. If you went immediately to the pic, that’s it. Men=visual creatures theory proven again).


People who post an ad day after day (hell, hour after hour), 24/7… I just want to say “haven’t you ever heard of donor fatigue?”


There are people who say they’re posting an ad for the last time and this can go on for months. They just can’t stay away.



Female Mask – Nancy             STARTING AT: $320.00


  • Nancy means grace; favour. Nancy Mask are designed for the Transgendered.

  • They are made of a soft flesh-like silicone rubber and the prosthetic bodysuit creates the perfect female form.

crossdresser, crossdressing, transgender, Travesti
http://www.feminization.us/female-mask-full-hood-c-1.html



The Acronym List for all you newbies

沒有留言:

張貼留言